If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,because, man, they're gone.
 

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting themdown? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
 

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something whenyou walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me ahand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
 

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going totake my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an oldburned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down.">He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was apretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
 

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them. If you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." -Henry Rollins
 

"You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like that's all you know how to do." -Henry Rollins
 

"Half of life is fucking up - the other half is dealing with it." -Henry Rollins
 

"I can't talk to anyone. I'm the only one here. Alone in my head. I have no one to talk to and I know that's for the best somehow. When I'm by myself, I know that I'm in the right place because as long as I'm alone, I'm not making a damn fool out of myself. I could kick myself for all the times I thought I could ever.....Fuck it, I'm all alone." -Henry Rollins